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What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

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"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."

-Mully- This is my mom left!!

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."