And jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Memes
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"