And jokes
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Memes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"