Ancient Rome

Ancient Rome Jokes

Roman

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A "glad-he-ate-her".

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  • Caesar

    When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

    Aqua

    Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

    Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

    Kid

    What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).