"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
