Ancient Rome

Ancient Rome Jokes

Aqua

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Kid

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

Caesar

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Roman

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A "glad-he-ate-her".

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