I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Who am I sitting next to?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I hoing up
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
"Tayam, I am."
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
