I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Amativeness Jokes
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Why am I idiot?
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
