Amativeness jokes
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
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I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Who am I sitting next to?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
"Tayam, I am."
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.