What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Alzheimers Jokes
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
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Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I forgot the joke.
I love you.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Why did you say not to?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
