What's a differents of a flower and a orphan
One is allowed in the house
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called family fude
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to ugly contest they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
Any want didn’t they said they and slice a everyone offered already you because free guilt pizza entire the eat to you allows enjoy people many not that toppings with pizza a to liking a taking
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because
It all ways Cheeted
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
