All jokes
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Memes
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Justice for all!
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.