Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
All Jokes
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
