All jokes

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?

All his comebacks take three days.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.