All jokes

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.