Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
