The 30+ Best Ale Jokes

What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

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what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis

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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner