Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
What did Al-Shehhi to Atta?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta
We are on time
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
what is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organizations favourite song? It's raining planes !hallelujah!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus. Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
