I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
