What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"