Agreement jokes

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!