Agreement jokes

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"