What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Let's all agree gwens the best part of this website
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
