HELL YEAH!

DAMMIT

WTF BRO

hehehehe

VIVUVIVUVLBK J

Bro why you gotta put me on blast like that

BECAUSE IYS FUN

I don't think anyone actually cares but you

DISRESPECTFUL AS HELL BRO

I posted it here since apparently disc wasnt working

muahaha

Fucktard

SMHSMHSMHSMH

YCJCYXIVU IV

here hold on

⭐

There ya go

WAIT

All better!

YAY

WHAT

IM RICH

SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING

THIS IS FAVORISM

NUH UH

YUH UH

NUH UHHHH

SEE?

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

SHE ADMITS IT

I HAVE EYE WITNESSES

NO

WRONG

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU EARNING ANY GOLD STARS UK

YIKES UK

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU DO ANYTHING COOL

BECAUSE YOU ARENT GIVING THEM TO ME

I should get a golden star

Your reactions are nowhere near as funny or cool as you think they are

I know

That’s why I post them

My honest reaction:

✡️here's your star Eli

I DO A LOT OF COOL THINGS

BAHAHAHAHAHHS

THATS NOT A GOLD ONE

ITS AN AMYTHYST ONE

KK

ICK

THERE'S CERTAINLY CONTEXT THOUGH

There it goez

Back in humor town

Yup yup

You forced my hand bro

I have sm more

Didn't we agree that I was no longer affiliated with anything from the old account

poor girl 😔

ahuhahuh

If you asked Matt

Which you havent

STOP BEING A DICKHOLE

THATS MEAN

but its TRUE

VERY MEAN

he's been BULLYING me all day!

DONT BULLY THE BULLY

For good reason

DAMN

UK are you in the wje lounge

No

can you join it

por favor

STOP BULLYING

I have a question

Ok

What the link

WOAHHHHHH

oops caps lock

https://wje-lounge.mn.co/

secrets secrets are no fun unless you share with everyone

someone'll have to let you in though

K

I might remake it later

Whoever currently owns it kind of let it get outta control

And changed a bunch of stuff

ahuh

I worked so hard 😔

What doed this mean

Alr hold on

I TRIED TO HARD AND GOT SO FARRRR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

https://wje-lounge-2.mn.co/share/aP6HM021RuZnI_vh?utm_source=manual

MUAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EEEEEHEHEHEHHEEHH

HEHEHEHEHEHE

WYD

Figuring out what assignments I gotta do for school 😔

Hbu?

listening to music 😋

Ooooo!

Whatcha listening to?

mah favorites playlist

Ooooh!

OH OH I LISTNEED TO UHHH

ONE OF THE SONGS FROM BILLIE EILISH'S NEW ALBUM

FROM THE BLEND

IT WAS GOOD

AND MEMORIES

BILLIE JUST STARTED GROWING ON ME

FUCKING AMAZING SONG

I REALLY LIKE HER FIRST ALBUM

SHES SO GOOD

YESSS

YESSSSSIR

i love screaming the ending of happier than ever

the whole song is so relatable

I gotta listen to that one

its so relatable bro

and the ending is INCREDIBLE

I loveeee when songs have super cool endings

I should make a playlist of all my faves like that

yesss

i have a playlist of all my hateful songs

i like angry hate songs

and love songs

very bipolar of me

Ooooohj

My playlists are so random mngl

Most of them are just compilations I want to burn onto CDs

mine are epic

i love my spotify

Its so funnnn

stop cus why is let it go my #16 song rn

Cause it's GOOD

i love my spotify sm

hell yeah

Eli wrote this

ur brain on pornography:

yesss

ugh i love memories by conan grey omfg

These are all the playlists for the story I put on quotev

Each one is designed as if it were made by each of the main characters

And has their music taste in it

wades

i see wade there

Yeah no I literally just made one of the characters based on Wade

thats so cool

all my spotify playlists are yellow

"Wade Williamson" how original

the coolest color 😎

yessss

is gabagool ray

rey

OOOOOH

I LOVE IT

damn I only have 1 playlist

i have 19

I have a billion

wayyyyy too many

definitely a mystery

We may never know

i acc have 3 favorite colors

but yellow is just a tad ahead of the other 2

I think her favorite color is actually green bro

it used to be

for like 5 years

my school district has an anonymous badger

or sm like that

the mitten goes the other way

thats on my google doc lmao

its a joke

I know

What the

ooooo land

that's probably me lol

i think it is lmao

i didnt know you were a kiwi

Yep that's me

tropical fruit/bird

yesss

that is so cool

thats what you call people from new zealand

fine

I once met a guy from new zealand literally NAMED kiwi

i didnt have breakfast

or lunch

NUH UH

or dinner

just cereal

MAL YOU NEED TO EAT

and a piece of watermelon

MY DAD'S ON THE PHONE WITH ME RN TELLING ME I NEED TO EAT

GENUINELY IM NOT AT ALL HUNGRY

WELL GET HUNGGRY\

I FEEL LIKE IF I EAT ANYTHING ILL VOMIT

THAT'S NOT GOOD

I PROMISE I NORMALLY EAY

EAT

TD WAS J WACK CUS I WOKE UP LATE

WHAT ABOUT LUNCH

I DRANK COFFEE AND THAT FILLED ME UP

AND THEN I ATE A HUGE BOWL OF CEREAL AT 3 AND THAT FILLED ME UP

AND NOW IM FILLED UP

BUT ITS NOT NUTRITIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

YOU'RE A GROWING SQUIRRELERFLY AND YOU NEED NUTRIENTS!

IM NOT GROWING ANYMORE

NOT IN SIDE

SIZE

I STOPPED GROWING WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 OR 13

NUH UH

IM NOT A BIG TALL MANLY MAN

Well ok I don't actually know that

IM A SMALL NOT GROWING LITTLE GIRL

BUT YOU STILL NEED TO EAT

TO LIVE

I DO EAT

I JUST FORGOT TD

Hi

UH HUH UH HUH

ill prolly eat at like 10

TRUE STORY

THATS TOO LATE

THAT'S HOW YOU GET HEARTBURN!

ME GUSTA HEARTBURNO

NO YOU DO NOT GUSTA HEARTBURNO

What on Earth is Going on her

SI ME GUSTA

MUCHO GUSTO

Here

NO TU GUSTO

I BELIEVE IN DREAMIN

SHOOTIN FOR THE STARS

BABY TO BE NUMBER 1

YOU GOT TO RAISE THE BAR

KICKIN AND A SCRATCHIN

GRINDIN OUT MY BEST

ANYTHING IT TAKES

TO CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS

WORK OUR TAILS OFF EVERY DAY

GOTTA BUMP THE COMPETITION

BLOW THEM ALL AWAYYYYY

BOP BOP BOP

BOP TO THE TOP

WHAT SONG IS THIS

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

OH

I NEVER WATCHED THAT

BOP TO THE TOP MEIN FRUEND

😔

IN MIDDLE SCHOOL ME N MY FRIEND LEARNED THE DANCE TO IT

WANNA SEE SOMETHING CRAZY

SURE

WATCH IT.

these are all my assignments

for the week

so far

um what the hell

YEAH

WHAT THE HELL

IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE SCHOOL BEGAN

TWO!

ICKY ICKY

YEAH

STUPID SCHOOL

oh great

what

we have a seating chart in my intro to business class

wtf

yall are literally grown

and im ON THE SECOND ROW CLOSEST TO THE STAGE

the hell

ALL UP IN THE FRONT

NO

IKR

AND AND

NONONONO

ITS ON THE SIDEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW WILL I SEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOO

IKR

ITS AWFUL

JUST TERRIBLE

DIABOLICAL BEHAVIOR

Mhm mhm

tis a shame

smhsmhsmh

ill make sure i lmao and crush that teacher

then you can sit wherever you want

Thank you 🙏

I am forever in your debt

yw mein freund

yeah fr

im too awesome

For crushing my teacher with your laughing ass

yessiree

I don't know what I would do if it weren't for asshley saving me like that

you wouldnt see very well in class 😔

yep

what if

the teacher is colorful

and you cant see

your own teacher

uh oh

that would be treacherous

ahuhahuh

OMG

FUNNY STORY

WHAT

so i was talking to like my adult friend/mentor/"mom" (inside joke)

and i was telling her abt how in my socio teachers canvas she has a pic of herself and had a big nose

and in class yesterday

we did this thing where we got randomly paired up and had to interview someone

and she called herself nosey

and i started like tearing up from holding in my laughter

it was so bad

LMAO

i turned around to talk to my partner and he was like "um you good???"

he was weird tho

That's actually so hilarious

my teacher asked if i knew him when she was doing the pairs and i said no without looking since i didnt know anyone in the class

and he was like "damn okay you aint even gonna look at me"

like ok pal

😭

youre not that special

ngl

stay humble twin

but yeah and then he made a big deal abt me being 16

Watch out for the super seniors 🙏

he was strange and a lil too friendly

🤨🤨🤨

he was friendly w everyone tho

not j me

he was j odd

strange

ahuhahuh

and this one girl had RAINBOW HAIR

and hella eyeliner

like like

lemme see

her eyeliner looked like that

woah