HELL YEAH!

DAMMIT

WTF BRO

hehehehe

VIVUVIVUVLBK J

Bro why you gotta put me on blast like that

BECAUSE IYS FUN

I don't think anyone actually cares but you

DISRESPECTFUL AS HELL BRO

I posted it here since apparently disc wasnt working

muahaha

Fucktard

SMHSMHSMHSMH

YCJCYXIVU IV

here hold on

⭐

There ya go

WAIT

All better!

YAY

WHAT

IM RICH

SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING

THIS IS FAVORISM

NUH UH

YUH UH

NUH UHHHH

SEE?

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

SHE ADMITS IT

I HAVE EYE WITNESSES

NO

WRONG

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU EARNING ANY GOLD STARS UK

YIKES UK

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU DO ANYTHING COOL

BECAUSE YOU ARENT GIVING THEM TO ME

I should get a golden star

Your reactions are nowhere near as funny or cool as you think they are

I know

That’s why I post them

My honest reaction:

✡️here's your star Eli

I DO A LOT OF COOL THINGS

BAHAHAHAHAHHS

THATS NOT A GOLD ONE

ITS AN AMYTHYST ONE

BRB

CYA

KK

ICK

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING THAT

THATS BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN DIDNT WANT TO

LMAO

Oop

THERE'S CERTAINLY CONTEXT THOUGH

There it goez

Back in humor town

Yup yup

You forced my hand bro

I have sm more

oh no

Not Asshley!

Didn't we agree that I was no longer affiliated with anything from the old account

poor girl 😔

ahuhahuh

If you asked Matt

Which you havent

STOP BEING A DICKHOLE

THATS MEAN

but its TRUE

VERY MEAN

he's been BULLYING me all day!

DONT BULLY THE BULLY

For good reason

DAMN

UK are you in the wje lounge

No

can you join it

por favor

STOP BULLYING

I have a question

Ok

What the link

WOAHHHHHH

oops caps lock

https://wje-lounge.mn.co/

secrets secrets are no fun unless you share with everyone

someone'll have to let you in though

K

I might remake it later

Whoever currently owns it kind of let it get outta control

And changed a bunch of stuff

ahuh

I worked so hard 😔

What doed this mean

Alr hold on

I TRIED TO HARD AND GOT SO FARRRR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

https://wje-lounge-2.mn.co/share/aP6HM021RuZnI_vh?utm_source=manual

MUAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EEEEEHEHEHEHHEEHH

HEHEHEHEHEHE

WYD

Figuring out what assignments I gotta do for school 😔

Hbu?

listening to music 😋

Ooooo!

Whatcha listening to?

mah favorites playlist

Ooooh!

OH OH I LISTNEED TO UHHH

ONE OF THE SONGS FROM BILLIE EILISH'S NEW ALBUM

FROM THE BLEND

IT WAS GOOD

AND MEMORIES

BILLIE JUST STARTED GROWING ON ME

FUCKING AMAZING SONG

I REALLY LIKE HER FIRST ALBUM

SHES SO GOOD

YESSS

YESSSSSIR

i love screaming the ending of happier than ever

the whole song is so relatable

I gotta listen to that one

its so relatable bro

and the ending is INCREDIBLE

I loveeee when songs have super cool endings

I should make a playlist of all my faves like that

yesss

i have a playlist of all my hateful songs

i like angry hate songs

and love songs

very bipolar of me

Ooooohj

My playlists are so random mngl

Most of them are just compilations I want to burn onto CDs

mine are epic

i love my spotify

Its so funnnn

stop cus why is let it go my #16 song rn

Cause it's GOOD

i love my spotify sm

hell yeah

Eli wrote this

ur brain on pornography:

yesss

ugh i love memories by conan grey omfg

These are all the playlists for the story I put on quotev

Each one is designed as if it were made by each of the main characters

And has their music taste in it

wades

i see wade there

Yeah no I literally just made one of the characters based on Wade

thats so cool

all my spotify playlists are yellow

"Wade Williamson" how original

the coolest color 😎

yessss

is gabagool ray

rey

OOOOOH

I LOVE IT

damn I only have 1 playlist

i have 19

I have a billion

wayyyyy too many

definitely a mystery

We may never know

i acc have 3 favorite colors

but yellow is just a tad ahead of the other 2

I think her favorite color is actually green bro

it used to be

for like 5 years

my school district has an anonymous badger

or sm like that

the mitten goes the other way

thats on my google doc lmao

its a joke

I know

What the

ooooo land

that's probably me lol

i think it is lmao

i didnt know you were a kiwi

Yep that's me

tropical fruit/bird

yesss

that is so cool

thats what you call people from new zealand

fine

I once met a guy from new zealand literally NAMED kiwi

i didnt have breakfast

or lunch

NUH UH

or dinner

just cereal

MAL YOU NEED TO EAT

and a piece of watermelon

MY DAD'S ON THE PHONE WITH ME RN TELLING ME I NEED TO EAT

GENUINELY IM NOT AT ALL HUNGRY

WELL GET HUNGGRY\

I FEEL LIKE IF I EAT ANYTHING ILL VOMIT

THAT'S NOT GOOD

I PROMISE I NORMALLY EAY

EAT

TD WAS J WACK CUS I WOKE UP LATE

WHAT ABOUT LUNCH

I DRANK COFFEE AND THAT FILLED ME UP

AND THEN I ATE A HUGE BOWL OF CEREAL AT 3 AND THAT FILLED ME UP

AND NOW IM FILLED UP

BUT ITS NOT NUTRITIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

YOU'RE A GROWING SQUIRRELERFLY AND YOU NEED NUTRIENTS!

IM NOT GROWING ANYMORE

NOT IN SIDE

SIZE

I STOPPED GROWING WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 OR 13

NUH UH

IM NOT A BIG TALL MANLY MAN

Well ok I don't actually know that

IM A SMALL NOT GROWING LITTLE GIRL

BUT YOU STILL NEED TO EAT

TO LIVE

I DO EAT

I JUST FORGOT TD

Hi

UH HUH UH HUH

ill prolly eat at like 10

TRUE STORY

THATS TOO LATE

THAT'S HOW YOU GET HEARTBURN!

ME GUSTA HEARTBURNO

NO YOU DO NOT GUSTA HEARTBURNO

What on Earth is Going on her

SI ME GUSTA

MUCHO GUSTO

Here

NO TU GUSTO

I BELIEVE IN DREAMIN

SHOOTIN FOR THE STARS

BABY TO BE NUMBER 1

YOU GOT TO RAISE THE BAR

KICKIN AND A SCRATCHIN

GRINDIN OUT MY BEST

ANYTHING IT TAKES

TO CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS

WORK OUR TAILS OFF EVERY DAY

GOTTA BUMP THE COMPETITION

BLOW THEM ALL AWAYYYYY

BOP BOP BOP

BOP TO THE TOP

WHAT SONG IS THIS

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

OH

I NEVER WATCHED THAT

BOP TO THE TOP MEIN FRUEND

😔

IN MIDDLE SCHOOL ME N MY FRIEND LEARNED THE DANCE TO IT

WANNA SEE SOMETHING CRAZY

SURE

WATCH IT.

these are all my assignments

for the week

so far

um what the hell

YEAH

WHAT THE HELL

IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE SCHOOL BEGAN

TWO!

ICKY ICKY

YEAH

STUPID SCHOOL

oh great

what

we have a seating chart in my intro to business class

wtf

yall are literally grown

and im ON THE SECOND ROW CLOSEST TO THE STAGE

the hell

ALL UP IN THE FRONT

NO

IKR

AND AND

NONONONO

ITS ON THE SIDEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW WILL I SEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOO

IKR

ITS AWFUL

JUST TERRIBLE

DIABOLICAL BEHAVIOR

Mhm mhm

tis a shame

smhsmhsmh

ill make sure i lmao and crush that teacher

then you can sit wherever you want

Thank you 🙏

I am forever in your debt

yw mein freund

yeah fr

im too awesome

For crushing my teacher with your laughing ass

yessiree

I don't know what I would do if it weren't for asshley saving me like that

you wouldnt see very well in class 😔

yep

what if

the teacher is colorful

and you cant see

your own teacher

uh oh

that would be treacherous

ahuhahuh

OMG

FUNNY STORY

WHAT

so i was talking to like my adult friend/mentor/"mom" (inside joke)

and i was telling her abt how in my socio teachers canvas she has a pic of herself and had a big nose

and in class yesterday

we did this thing where we got randomly paired up and had to interview someone

and she called herself nosey

and i started like tearing up from holding in my laughter

it was so bad

LMAO

i turned around to talk to my partner and he was like "um you good???"

he was weird tho

That's actually so hilarious

my teacher asked if i knew him when she was doing the pairs and i said no without looking since i didnt know anyone in the class

and he was like "damn okay you aint even gonna look at me"

like ok pal

😭

youre not that special

ngl

stay humble twin

but yeah and then he made a big deal abt me being 16

Watch out for the super seniors 🙏

he was strange and a lil too friendly

🤨🤨🤨

he was friendly w everyone tho

not j me

he was j odd

strange

ahuhahuh

and this one girl had RAINBOW HAIR

and hella eyeliner

like like

lemme see

her eyeliner looked like that

woah

wild

lmao her hair was short and wavy tho

yeah but it was a lil bigger

that's what she said

as a she i can confirm

You did in fact say that

indubitably

yes yes quite fascinating

me and my fam drank all the seltzer

😭

i thought seltzer was alcoholic

huh

like

selzter water

*seltzer

i cant type gah damn

ohhhhhh

That makes more sense lol

lmao

wyddd

wondering what im doing 😭

just realized I finished what I was working on like 20 minutes ago

hbu?

lmaoo

im tryna organize my google drive a bit\

Oooh nice

my drive is a mess lmao

and my camera roll

same

why do i have 10 million essays bro

school needs to back off w the essays

I can help!!!!

I unfortunately love essays

i love essays too i j dont wanna organize them all

im tryna put them all in one folder

I think I just deleted most of my essays cause I didn't like them 😭

Bro why isnt the code getting sent to my email. Im too young to understand stuff like this on my own.

lmao im to attached to them all

i like to see how my writing has improved

huh

Most of mine were just lame ones I had to do for my AP lang class in junior year

most of mine are mid but o have a couple of good ones

Nice nice

I thought you were like close to my age bro

How old are you?

18

Oh damn

Im 15

damn

i wrote a decent essay for tkam but it was a lot of quotes

lemme see if I can find some of my old writing for you

oh damn my persuasive essay from my writing class only got a 75

i forgot abt that

thats prolly thr worst ive gotten on one before

Imagine having to write essays

smh i like essays

Im still at home💀

im at home too

ok wow my writing from 7th-8th grade was atrocious

I think most of my good writing came during my senior year

But that was mostly poetry

im horrendous at poetry

ive written one poem that is like quarter decent

Im worse

Im gonna eat a banana cya

It takes so much practice to be decent 😭

idk abt tht tbh

I don't like much of my poetry/songwriting tbh

my poems are so retarded lmao

i dont even try anymore cus it turns out awful

This was some stupid pretentious one I tried to do

Stripes

Alternating shades of gray, Merely two rather than fifty. Simplicity begs as complexity beckons, Endlessly conflicting mindsets are arranged.

Dark, light, dark, light, Repetitive patterns hold little meaning now. Refusing to interrupt the sequence, I observe with pity and shame.

I will not intervene. I shall not interfere. I will not intercede, I shall not interpose.

Oscillating conundrums Become staggering quandaries. The eternal impasse holds me, Captivated by indecision.

The hour of resolve will never hear its bell rung, For the tempestuous flickering of ideals Perpetually burns its letters into dying flesh, And the stripes vacillate on…and on…and on…

thats way better than i could do

its cause I tried to make it all fancy

but it lacks substance and meaning

the only poem i still have i wrote in 6th grade

it's just big words strung together

and i was all depressed and was tryna be edgy and cool

DUDE SAME

Most of my old poetry is like that

Emo

i was emo lmao

for awhile

Damn

here's a small taste of my old emo writing lmfao As children, we fear the monsters under the beds Or in the closets But they’re all in our heads When you look in the mirror The true monster will show You’ll see yourself clearer When you look inside.

what the helly it doesnt even flow well

thats from 6th grade

poetry doesn't necessarily need to flow

ig i was j different and edgy and cool

It's certainly deep

Damn

Lemme transcribe this one I wrote in math rq

i wasnt like other girls 😋

i was deep

type ahh

I kinda like that

Call me emo.

this is unfortunate cus i was a good writer when i was younger i j wrote abt cringe emo shit

Emo alert

ahuhahuh i was emo

i used to paint my nails black

and wear oversized graphic tees

i was depressed tho so ill give myself a pass

I will sing my heart’s song. And should she hear these words, I will love her everlong.

As her light fills the midnight sky, Beneath gray clouds all dreams may fly. Unto the hills, her radiance is cast, In this fleeting moment, such beauty will last.

Never will these distant stars Meet the celestial splendor of their queen, And never will I reach her hand, For my desire remains unseen.

To this beautiful moon, I give my broken love. To this beautiful moon, Who smiles forever above.

that's so tight though

Emo culture can be so cool when it's not handled in cringeworthy ways

Fr

NOT SAYING YOU WEREN'T COOL

Fr

Just saying that it can be a pretty cool thing

stop cus thats frickin adorable and well written

i love that

muchas gracias

once i got over my emoness my tees were cool

I kinda gotta go sleep now

gnnn

Passed my bedtime

Ty

I unfortunately still wear a lot of black band/graphic tees 😔

de nada mein freund

Night UK!

as long as youre not a cringe emo its fine

id wear my band tees if they werent so oversized

but theyre all mens mediums cus i liked them to be huge

I'm not even really emo, I just like some of the fashion 😭

i had some hella cool ones

the styles cool

Lol nice

theyre all j sitting in a bin in my closet now 😔

I usually wear men's large just cause I like my shirts a little longer

thats fair

But they fit nicely when they get washed a few times

they did not fit me well since i wear a womens small lmfao