Adversity jokes

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*