Adversity jokes
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Community talk
I'm so fucking done. Fuck it all. All this shit just to be told I should jump. Im fucking over it.
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
they pray on my downfall yet it never works, try again. 😭