Adversity jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Community talk
I'm so fucking done. Fuck it all. All this shit just to be told I should jump. Im fucking over it.
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
they pray on my downfall yet it never works, try again. 😭