Adversity jokes

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!