Adoption

Adoption Jokes

I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.

one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied