Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Orphanage

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

Mom

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Orphan

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

Incest

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Heaven

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Orphan

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Orphanage

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Child

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.