Adoption jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

I fucked your girl.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Ur mum gay.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

Ur mom.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

I eat ass.

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.