Adoption jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Hi! I love my dog.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Me.
Men.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
My life.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
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My will to live.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.