Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Men.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: they both cant see thier parents
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
You're adopted.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
