Adoption jokes
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Hi! I love my dog.
Me.
Men.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
My life.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
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Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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