Adoption

Adoption jokes

Apple

What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Orphan

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

Princess Diana

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Orphan

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

Sister

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

Orphan

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

Sister

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.