your adopted do you want to know why because your so ugly
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
Ur adoptd
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
I didn't put my kids up for adoption
What did the orphan say to the adopter. Nothing he just stared
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Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
