Adoption jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Hi! I love my dog.
Me.
Men.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
My life.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
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Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.