What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Adoption Jokes
My life.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
