Adoption jokes
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.