My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
Orphan
Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating
Your mom wants to tell you that your adopted but you were an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents
you why? I don't have any
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
slit ur rists
