Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Adoption Jokes
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
You're adopted.
