Adoption

Adoption jokes

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.