Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler Jokes

Quote

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

Documentary

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Book

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Difference

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

Front

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Hitler

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

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  • Line

    If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

    Hitler

    I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.