Adolf Hitler jokes
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
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Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Me, myself, and I.