Admission jokes

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.