Admission jokes
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.