Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder jokes

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Because their focus is way off.

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.