Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder jokes

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.