Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder jokes

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

What meds do snakes with ADHD take?

Adder-all.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...