Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder jokes
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.