I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
