What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
