What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
