Abortion Clinic Jokes

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.

mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.