Abortion clinic jokes
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.