A-Rod jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.