A-Rod jokes

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)