A-Rod jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I have a 12-inch destroyer.