A-Rod jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.