A-Rod jokes
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)