You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
scooter McFly
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
I lost my virginity to a girl with down syndrome I want my first time to be special
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.