Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
scooter McFly
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat
Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they’re at the corner, they built a store
How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rip from black women?
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
Where are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because you’re full of Arab semen
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
I got that dawg in me Said the Asian men after lunch
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
My girlfriend used to give the best blow jobs then she grew teeth
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
Whenever I buy condoms, I go to the same store and the cashier always asked me. Do you want back for that? They’re not bad looking I got game