Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Wade
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Not now..
CornhOLDio
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Skeletor makes an oopsie
WE CAN DO IT GUYS!!
shIT
The REAL Invisible Man
Big City Greens Language
Fake it till ya make it broh
Abe vs The South
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
No parents. No mercy.
GROUT(I gotchu Cricket, here’s some more BCG memes)
