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So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”

The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?

Tourists.