911

911 Jokes

Twin Towers

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • Number

    Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

    Number

    Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

    Me: 15

    The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

    Me: Do you know what else is a number?

    The guy: What?

    Me: 911

    Airplane

    There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

    Crash

    "911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

    Plan

    Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

    Me neither. It all came crashing down.

    Plane

    I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

    9/11

    Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

    Fall

    Me: Want to play 911?

    My little brother: What's that?

    Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

    Jenga

    I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

    Twin Towers

    What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

    Pizza deliveries get their orders right.