80 jokes

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.

Then it exploded.

My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.