In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
if 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and woman want equality than maybe they should just kill themselves
I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey
