7 jokes
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
2+2=7
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.