7 jokes

Fun Fact

    • 10 Fun Facts.

    1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

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    • 7 memes

    Career

    • OFFICIAL

    Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

    1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

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    • Atheist

    • 7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

    Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

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    • Song

    • 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

    3, 4, better lock your door.

    5, 6, grab a crucifix.

    7, 8, stay up late.

    9, 10, never sleep again.

    I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

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    • Number

    • 6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

    Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

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    • Ex-wife

    • My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

    "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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    • Number

    • Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

    Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

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