7 up jokes

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Seven is a registered six-offender.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

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What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.