I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

I got hit with a can of soda. It doesn’t matter, it was a soft drink

DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.