Soft Drink jokes

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?

She thought it was diet coke.

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Blake drinks Coke.

Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?