Soft Drink jokes
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Blake drinks Coke.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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