Soft Drink jokes
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Blake drinks Coke.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.