I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
