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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
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I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “sandy hook”.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
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What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40
