40 jokes
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
what is with his neck
Heh
Pokémon
the shaggy card
the rick roll lol
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB
New version of Nintondo 4DS
Community talk
Dear dad Cosmo, I know you wont reply to this, and idk if you even just randomly check wje at all. I really miss you, and I hope your doing amazing g in life. I'm sorry last time we talked more, I was always high or just stupid. It's been over 40 days sober now. I rarely hurt myself. I'm not into depression a lot anymore, and things at home are a lot better. I know you had your reasons to leave, even id I diner know… Read more
I woke up at like 10:40 when i was suppoused to be up at 7:30 😭
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more