2021 jokes
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Things I wouldβve missed if my suicide attempt didnβt fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Memes
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! π€£
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
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"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
MISSING!! MISSING!! β οΈβ οΈ
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanjiβs back pocket.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Community
MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,
The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.
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Hello I'm bre'zarra I was here back in 2021 and have returned with a different account and want to ask
Y'all notice how all those discord screenshots say "today at 9:whatervertheminutewas" even tho Ryan had previously said that he didnt have any screenshots because Cosmo deleted all the messages? Also, thats not what Cosmo's discord account looks like, his username is "Lavinumbersiforghetti" (I dun hav my phone rn so I cant check to see what it is). The new account had claimed that "Oh these screenshots were from 2021" but if thats true, then, noting that the screenshots were taken ON THE DAY THE MESSAGES WERE SENT, THEN THAT MEANS THEY HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK IN 2021, SO THEN HOW COULD RYAN HAVE CLAIMED ALL THE MESSAGES WERE DELETED, AND THEN COME BACK WITH SCREENSHOTS TAKEN IN 2021!!!