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Flappy Bird in 2001

In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement

Me traveling back in time
to September 11th 2001 to
warn people in New York
that Pluto will lose its
status as a plane Tik Tok
@chizzy2dizzy

America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER

*Time traveler travels back to 2001*
"Is this before or after the 9/11 attacks"
George Bush: Before
Time Traveler:

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

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Whats the square root of 2001? 9/11

on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.

2001 called,... they hit the pentagon

11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialled that correctly

POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.

2001 just called and they want there towers back

Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001

hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)