2001 jokes

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.