2001 jokes

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What day is international terrorist day?

September 11th, 2001.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.