2001

2001 jokes

9/11

  • The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

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  • Plane

  • Me dozing off while driving.

    Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

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  • People

  • People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

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  • Work

  • It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

    I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

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  • Time

  • When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

    2001/9/11.

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