A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
What do you call an orphan when there 18
Homeless
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? slicker hair back she looks 15
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? Slick her hair she looks 15
What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
