10 year old jokes
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.