In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10 year old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
